monkeys. we americans don't have much experience with monkeys. we look at them and think they are cute and cuddly. we don't see the large teeth, pack mentality, or demon possession. that last attribute might be a stretch, but monkeys seriously have issues. they are on the third to last rung of evil animals (we'll cover the other two later this month). now, i haven't had much experience with monkeys, but, boy have i heard stories. and, i'm smart enough to know not to mess with monkeys. they'll steal food, laundry, whatever. they'll bite. yeah, bite. and don't think it wouldn't hurt. monkeys have fangs. massive fangs. really don't try to pet them. there are two primary types around where i live. the kid picture is one of the evil kind. there is another larger type that isn't quite so bad, but a monkey is still a monkey.
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